Lame Christmas Gifts #1

Just think of the ecstasy you will experience on Christmas morning if you find this in your stocking.

Who wouldn't want to experience the magic of an Al Gore Christmas? He is jolly, charming, and has a personality that is just to die for. Really. Maybe when you look outside Christmas morning and see that no snow is on the ground, you will feel Al Gore's icy breath on your neck encouraging you not to take that SUV trip down to Starbucks. And he might even fly on a private jet across the country to personally tell you so.

So gather the family around the television set on Christmas morning because everyone's favorite holiday feelings are self righteousness and superiority over your fellow man.

Study Partner & Guardian of the Law