When Tourists Attack!!

I was walking down Pennsylvania Ave. today on my way back from lunch at Old Ebbitt when I saw a trend among tourists that has annoyed me to no end. Of course this is on Pennsylvania Ave. in front of the White House, so it is closed to traffic and that is why these idiots are in the road. But when they don't have a wide open street to ride on, they roll down the sidewalks and force everyone else off lest you get bowled over by some smelly* tourist.

*You can smell a tourist when there is a stench of sunscreen and sweat and you are within any sort of proximity to a monument.

So I whipped out my camera phone to document this. I think the picture pretty much sums it all up for me. And just so you know, there were more of them that I didn't catch in the picture.