Give Me My Dog or Give Me Death

I tried to dig up a news article I could link to, but I couldn't find one. I saw this on CNN today. Apparently, Americans were surveyed on The Simpsons and The Constitution. While almost everyone surveyed was able to name all five members of The Simpsons family, only one person surveyed was able to name all five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment. And apparently, most of the people surveyed thought the right to own a pet was written in the Constitution. Nice.